I wish pomeranian named bear.
The butt one was better.
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This actually works. Not a single virus will be had.
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Yeah, no, pretty airtight case if you ask me.
My girlfriend likes it when I touch her butt. She didn’t at first, but I’m persistent.
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Watching the Daily Show from my birthday.
Nothing says happy birthday like Rick Santorum getting slammed.
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